Non fully-functioning adults

I fucking hate helpless people. Or maybe I should say that I hate people who act helpless. While I do understand that there are people with emotional and/or physical problems who can't do certain things, there seem to be tons of people who choose not to take care of their own shit, and manage to fool others into taking care of shit for them. Those people piss me off.

I am the first to complain about being an adult, but it doesn't make me stop being one (though I wish everyday that I could switch places with my son, and have him wipe my ass for once).