Ignore the elevator button, it might push itself

People who get distracted by their cel phones and don't notice that they failed to push the elevator button are stupid. But they do make me laugh. And they also make me wonder how long they'd stand there waiting before they noticed that they never pushed the button.

In fact, people who get overly distracted by their cel phones are irritating as a whole. I just love getting stuck behind the slow-walking jackass who just cannot WAIT to announce to their friends that they're "checking in" at the third manhole cover by the crosswalk on King St. They want to be mayor, after all.

Move, bitch! Get out of my way!