The Camry was invented for the driving-impaired

It never fails. I get onto the freeway at the butt-crack of dawn, and merge into the carpool lane...only to get stuck behind a slow-ass silver Camry. I swear, more often than not, the people who don't know how to function on the freeway are driving silver Camrys. I've had lots of people tell me, "it's because they're old", but I promise you, that's not always the case. 50 is not old.

Camry drivers are my people. If there were statistics of the race of people who buy Camrys, I'd bet my Coffee Bean privileges that at least 60% of them are Japanese. So I do feel a tiny twinge of guilt as I speed past them (at 55 mph) and give them the glare of death. But come on - passing someone at 55 mph on the freeway means they are driving like 43. YOU HAVE NO BUSINESS DRIVING IN THE FAST LANE!

Unfortunately, it doesn't only happen on the freeway. Silver Camry drivers are also known to try to merge into you, change lanes right in front of you, turn without looking, and all the other fucking things people do to piss you off on the road.

Beware the silver Camry. You'll thank me later.